easy if you qualify
impossible if you don’t

speak to me like you are a toddler
for the first minute of the interview

speak to me like i am a toddler
for the last minute of the interview

submit resume and head shot
bitc0h3n@gmail.com

a free bed to sleep on at anytime
(no guarantee)

an invitation letter
a hand-made mobile shrine / tract

and a free copy of
The Book Of AMMA

before applying
please review the Terms